Bummed off some chick, lulz. It made me chuckle, so I might as well do it.

Start with I'm...

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1 - a messed up
[]2 - a SpongeBob SquarePants cosplayer
[]3 - a bald brat
[]4 - a Playboy Bunny
[]5 - a purple-haired female
[]6 - a cute kitty
[]7 - a George Bush fan girl
[]8 - a muscled manly man
[]9 - a mindless hooker
[]10 - a drunk pantie-lover
[x]11 - a sexy bottle of whine
[]12 - a 87-year-old Anime-lover

Pick the day you were born on:
[]1 - that likes to eat poo
[]2 - that is in love with Bin Laden
[]3 - that would die for Britney Spears
[]4 - that likes to watch Winx Club
[]5 - who thinks that Lindsay Lohan rules the world
[]6 - that eats 6 shoes a day
[]7 - who thinks that Barack Obama is sexy
[]8 - that will suicide tomorrow
[]9 - that married Winnie The Pooh
[]10 - who wants to be a porn star
[]11 - that will never reach the moon but wants to anyway
[]12 - who finds John Cena hot
[]13 - that is failing Math
[]14 - who does not like to drink apple juice
[]15 - who is extremely pleased to announce the Best Porn Mvie Contest winners
[]16 - who pees twice a minute
[]17 - who enjoys watching movies for kids
[]18 - that cries for being single
[]19 - that wears like a goth
[]20 - that did not realize that Earth is round
[]21 - that wants Shakira to sign Ricky Martin's butt
[x]22 - that will never stop eating
[]23 - that wants to marry Britney Spears' sister
[]24 - that might have fun drinking pee
[]25 - that does not have a bathroom
[]26 - that is trying to eat the floor really hard
[]27 - that won't give up
[]28 - that eats soup twice a year
[]29 - that eats brains
[]30 - that will never shut up
[]31 - that wants Bin Laden to be a porn star

Pick your favorite color:
[]Black - and killed
[]White - and kissed
[]Red - and ate
[x]Orange - and wants to have sex with
[]Yellow - and wants to hug
[]Green - and touched
[]Blue - and licked
[]Purple - and raped
[]Pink - and kicked
[]Other - and flied with

Pick the color of the panties you are wearing right now:
[]Black - Britney Spears
[]White - Pedobear
[]Red - Bin Laden
[]Orange - a shoe
[]Yellow - my pants
[]Green - Mozart
[]Blue - a gay girafe
[]Purple - the computer
[]Pink - Dracula
[x]Other - an old lady

Pick the first letter of your first name:
[]A - because Imma sexy bitch
[]B - because my butt looks nice
[]C - because I can actually lick my elbow
[]D - because I'm pretty
[]E - because I do not understand how people can eat Pizza
[]F - because Sushi is yummy
[]G - because I think I'm hot
[]H - because I want to jump really high
[]I - because I wear a G cup
[]J - because I'm naked
[]K - because I finally realized that I have 32 teeth
[x]L - because I'm a cutie
[]M - because I'm a virgin
[]N - because I live in the middle of an ocean
[]O - because I don't like to watch horror movies
[]P - because there are zombies in Australia
[]Q - because panties are cool
[]R - because I don't mind
[]S - because I want to play with Barbies
[]T - because I'm a goth
[]U - because I support myself
[]V - because it's not illegal
[]W - because nobody tells me to not do it
[]X - because I can
[]Y - because I have a big butt
[]Z - because I like it

I'm a sexy bottle of whine that will never stop eating and wants to have sex with an old lady because I'm cute. How accurate! I'm impressed. (: